Silly Willies

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Penis Shooter

Spit or swallow? You won't want to waste a drop when you put these penis shooters to your lips! Perfect for hen night drinking games and getting practice in for later - use eggnog or Baileys for that authentic creamy look. In pink, purple or blue.

£1.99

Clone-A-Willy Chocolate Moulding Kit

Make a replica of your own (or someone else's!) willy out of solid chocolate and then hunker down for a lip-smacking treat! Includes everything you need to make an exact, solid milk chocolate copy of a penis!

£19.99

Jelly Willies

Gummy jelly willies in assorted flavours. Something to chew over while you're on the way to work. Perfect for office presents, hen night silliness and general sweet willy hilarity!

£2.99

Candy Cock Ring

Why should girls have all the fun with their candy knickers?! A lip-smacking elasticated candy cock-ring that'll look mighty perty on his manhood. Just find someone to nibble it off!

£1.69

Dick On A Stick

It's a dick, on a stick. And it's made of chocolate. Got to be worth a nibble, hasn't it?!

£1.99

Cream Filled Willies

It was a dream come true for the nation's leading chocolatier when she was asked to formulate the world's finest milk chocolate willies filled with creamy praline. Rejoice in the lip-smacking fruits of her labour.

£4.99

Furry Wiggling Willy

Pull the cord on this cute super soft willy and feel the willy start to wiggle. This is an ideal product to take along on a girls night out, all your friends will love to stroke the little fella!

£2.99

Willy Cake Tin Large

Perfect for hen parties and rude birthdays, this willy cake tin lets you bake perfect pecker-shaped cakes. Now comes in jumbo size for 15-inches of edible pecker!

£14.99

Willy Party Tray

What better way to serve your hen party nibbles than on a super-sized willy tray! With three large places to put your snacks, this 16-inch tray is bound to be a conversation piece on your hen night!

£3.79

Little Sammy Sad Sack Talking Willy

Forget the iPhone, this is where it's at& the world's first talking willy keychain! Listen to poor Little Sammy Sad Sack as he tells you his tale of woe — simply push the button and his lips chatter away 10 to the dozen. It's no fun being a dick!

£4.99

Little Fizzy Bath Time Willies

For those super-fun bathtime frolics when one willy just isn't enough! Your pack Little Fizzy Bathtime Willies will make your bath hubble and bubble - and with 7 willies per box, there are enough to last all week!

£3.99

Willy Egg Fryer

Erotic and eggciting! The rude-shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine, from a phallic fry-up to penis pancakes and perverted pizzas. Let your imagination run riot! Safe for use with non-stick frying pans.

£2.99

Pink Limpy Packer Small

The most realistic limp dick in the world. Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or pack it, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for the girl (or guy) who has everything. The Limpy is totally, totally floppy.

£12.99

Pink Limpy Packer Large

The most realistic limp dick in the world. Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or pack it, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. A perfect gift for that special person in your life. The Limpy is totally, totally floppy.

£14.99

Mini Willy Candles 2 Pack

Add a little spark to the occasion with these two perky little willy candles. Their bulbous heads last for ages& just make sure you don't burn the candle at both ends. Ouch!

£4.99

Dickie Bottle Caps

Going out for a drink? Don't leave home without your Dickie Bottle Caps! Designed to fit most beer and alcopop bottles, these cheeky willy bottle tops keep the fizz in and unmentionables out. The perfect hen night novelty idea. Cheers!

£1.99

Pink Limpy Packer Medium