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Penis Pasta

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Penis Pasta

100% durum wheat pasta shaped like lovely willies! They look small to start with, but boy do they grow when they're cooked. Make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your belly!

Willy Candle

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Willy Candle

This super silly fun-shaped candle is guaranteed to light your fire! Comes in a nice presentation box and lasts for absolutely ages.

Willy Cup Cake Tins (Set of Six)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Willy Cup Cake Tins (Set of Six)

What better way to start your hen night than with willy-shaped cakes?! Each cup cake pan will make six 4-inch willy cup cake. These are great fun to make on a girls night out and ideal for hen night nibbles.

A Bath of Fizzing Willies

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

A Bath of Fizzing Willies

What could be better than a nice relaxing bath? A nice relaxing bath full of fizzing willy bath bombs, of course! Drop a handful in and watch them fizz - Radox was never this much fun!

Willy Soap on a Rope

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Willy Soap on a Rope

The best way for girls to work up a lather in the shower or to rub-a-dub-dub in the tub. Nearly seven inches (to start with!) of soapy goodness await to clean your all over...

Mini Realistic Cock & Balls 3 Inch

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Mini Realistic Cock & Balls 3 Inch

The best things come in small packages, and this mini realistic is no exception! Tiny flexible cock and balls. Perfect as a strap-on for your Smurf!

Clone-A-Willy Candle Moulding Kit

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Clone-A-Willy Candle Moulding Kit

The ultimate birthday candle or romantic night-light - Cast a candle from your penis! Make an exact replica of your favourite willy and turn it into a handsome candle. More fun than you can shake a tea-light at!

Designer Willy Warmers

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Designer Willy Warmers

The old chap has never known such luxury! As the nights draw in, give him a snug new home and see if you can coax him out to play. Available in three fun designs!

The Bulge Male Underwear Insert

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

The Bulge Male Underwear Insert

When you look like a stud, you feel like a stud! The Bulge is a discreet, flexible-web insert that creates an impressive, realistic package enhancement in any swimsuit or underwear.

Wee Willy Keyring

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Wee Willy Keyring

Silly hen night novelty ahoy! Don't get stressed out about losing your keys, attached them to this wee willy key ring and you've got a soft, squeezeable stress-buster wherever you go. Fab for your hen night or as a naughty gift idea!

Willy Bottle Stopper

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Willy Bottle Stopper

Worried you might not make it to the bottom of that bottle of wine? Not any more! Put an end to wine waste with these cheeky willy bottle stopper. You can take one out on the town to mark your Bacardi Breezer while you're dancing, too!

Clone-A-Willy Soap Moulding Kit

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Clone-A-Willy Soap Moulding Kit

UK exclusive! The most fun you can have in the bathroom! Grab your fella and turn his manhood into the ultimate bath or shower accessory! Everything you need to make a mould of your old man's old chap and turn it into an inch-pefect soap willy!

3D Mould a Willy

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

3D Mould a Willy

Preserve a penis for posterity with this 3D Mould a Willy kit. All you need to make the perfect cock cast! Ideal for casual fling fun or a long-term lover memento. Buy a few to collect 'em, paint 'em or trade 'em with friends!

Duck with a Dick

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Duck with a Dick

A bit like a dildo version of our popular I Rub My Duckie, this dick-enabled duck will help you keep your mind filthy while you clean your body, as well as providing the perfect companion for your other bathtime ducks.

Dunking Dickies Biscuits

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Dunking Dickies Biscuits

Well, now this really is the end. How are we supposed to have anyone respectable round for tea when the biscuits are shaped like, well, well... willies? More girth, vicar?

Willy Cake Tin Small

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Willy Cake Tin Small

Perfect for hen parties and rude birthdays, this willy cake tin lets you bake perfect 10.25 inch pecker-shaped cakes.

Mini Penis Cake Candles (7 pack)

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Mini Penis Cake Candles (7 pack)

It's a birthday blow job! These 7 cheeky mini penis candles in a variety of colours add that final decorative flourish to a birthday cake. 1, 2, 3& phoooooooph!

After Dinner Willies Chocolates

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

After Dinner Willies Chocolates

Ambassador! You're spoiling us with your dark chocolate willies with mint fondant centre. Ooh la la! The perfect post-prandial for any dinner party (except possibly the one with your new boss). 10 pack

Peppermint Peckers

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Peppermint Peckers

Goodbye dog's breath, hello penis breath! (Yes, that its a good thing!) Each tin contains approximately 20 extra-strong sugar-free willy-shaped mints. Ideal for freshening up before you go out, while you're out or on the morning after!

Succulent Hard Willies

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Succulent Hard Willies

Can't stop sucking cock? Preserve your dignity and keep your dentist in clover with these saucy-shaped boiled sweets, in lemon, lime and strawberry flavours. Car journeys with Gran will never be the same!

Penis Shooter

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Penis Shooter

Spit or swallow? You won't want to waste a drop when you put these penis shooters to your lips! Perfect for hen night drinking games and getting practice in for later - use eggnog or Baileys for that authentic creamy look. In pink, purple or blue.

Clone-A-Willy Chocolate Moulding Kit

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Clone-A-Willy Chocolate Moulding Kit

Make a replica of your own (or someone else's!) willy out of solid chocolate and then hunker down for a lip-smacking treat! Includes everything you need to make an exact, solid milk chocolate copy of a penis!

Jelly Willies

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Jelly Willies

Gummy jelly willies in assorted flavours. Something to chew over while you're on the way to work. Perfect for office presents, hen night silliness and general sweet willy hilarity!

Candy Cock Ring

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Candy Cock Ring

Why should girls have all the fun with their candy knickers?! A lip-smacking elasticated candy cock-ring that'll look mighty perty on his manhood. Just find someone to nibble it off!

Dick On A Stick

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Dick On A Stick

It's a dick, on a stick. And it's made of chocolate. Got to be worth a nibble, hasn't it?!

Cream Filled Willies

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Cream Filled Willies

It was a dream come true for the nation's leading chocolatier when she was asked to formulate the world's finest milk chocolate willies filled with creamy praline. Rejoice in the lip-smacking fruits of her labour.

Furry Wiggling Willy

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Furry Wiggling Willy

Pull the cord on this cute super soft willy and feel the willy start to wiggle. This is an ideal product to take along on a girls night out, all your friends will love to stroke the little fella!

Willy Cake Tin Large

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Willy Cake Tin Large

Perfect for hen parties and rude birthdays, this willy cake tin lets you bake perfect pecker-shaped cakes. Now comes in jumbo size for 15-inches of edible pecker!

Willy Party Tray

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Willy Party Tray

What better way to serve your hen party nibbles than on a super-sized willy tray! With three large places to put your snacks, this 16-inch tray is bound to be a conversation piece on your hen night!

Little Sammy Sad Sack Talking Willy

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Little Sammy Sad Sack Talking Willy

Forget the iPhone, this is where it's at& the world's first talking willy keychain! Listen to poor Little Sammy Sad Sack as he tells you his tale of woe — simply push the button and his lips chatter away 10 to the dozen. It's no fun being a dick!

Little Fizzy Bath Time Willies

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Little Fizzy Bath Time Willies

For those super-fun bathtime frolics when one willy just isn't enough! Your pack Little Fizzy Bathtime Willies will make your bath hubble and bubble - and with 7 willies per box, there are enough to last all week!

Willy Egg Fryer

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Willy Egg Fryer

Erotic and eggciting! The rude-shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine, from a phallic fry-up to penis pancakes and perverted pizzas. Let your imagination run riot! Safe for use with non-stick frying pans.

Pink Limpy Packer Small

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Pink Limpy Packer Small

The most realistic limp dick in the world. Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or pack it, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for the girl (or guy) who has everything. The Limpy is totally, totally floppy.

Pink Limpy Packer Large

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Pink Limpy Packer Large

The most realistic limp dick in the world. Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or pack it, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. A perfect gift for that special person in your life. The Limpy is totally, totally floppy.

Mini Willy Candles 2 Pack

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Mini Willy Candles 2 Pack

Add a little spark to the occasion with these two perky little willy candles. Their bulbous heads last for ages& just make sure you don't burn the candle at both ends. Ouch!

Dickie Bottle Caps

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT

Dickie Bottle Caps

Going out for a drink? Don't leave home without your Dickie Bottle Caps! Designed to fit most beer and alcopop bottles, these cheeky willy bottle tops keep the fizz in and unmentionables out. The perfect hen night novelty idea. Cheers!

Pink Limpy Packer Medium

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:26:28 GMT